YOU CAN’T SAY THAT. WE CAN PRINT IT. • PRINTED & SHIPPED BY 618DTF
THE FUCK YOU
FACTORY™PICK YOUR FUCK YOU ↗

THE FACTORY OF FUCKING CHAOS.

The factory of fucking chaos.

Custom threads. Unhinged boxes. Wild requests.
You bring the idea. We pack the punchline.

START HERE ↗Or pick a ready-made joke ↓
ONE SHIRT MINIMUMYOUR WORDS OR OURSHIDE YOUR NAME
OPEN WITH
DISRESPECT.
Pink gift box with FuckYouFactory.com on one inside flap and Someone says fuck you on the opposite flap, with a funny shirt, mug, sticker, and cardTHE UNBOXING CONCEPT / YOU PICK WHAT GOES INSIDE
“Who the fuck
sent me this?”

START HERE · PICK YOUR KIND OF CHAOS

Start here.

Build it. Theme it. Fill it.
Or tell us what the hell you have in mind.

01 / CUSTOM THREADS

Shirts & hoodies.

Start blank. Upload photos or logos. Add edit instructions and your punchline.

MAKE IT PERSONAL ↗02 / CUSTOM WHITE BOXES

The box talks first.

White cardboard blanks with your logo, colors, flap message or repeat design.

DESIGN THE BOX ↗03 / THEMED MYSTERY BOXES

Let us choose chaos.

Pick a size and theme. We choose the surprise assortment.

PICK YOUR BOX ↗04 / CUSTOM REQUESTS

You name it.

Tell us what to send and your budget. We review it, quote it, then source it after payment.

ASK THE FACTORY ↗05 / THE GAG STORE

Stock up on petty.

Shop individual gifts or add several extras to the same package.

SHOP THE GOODS ↗

YOUR SHIFT STARTS HERE

Start blank. Make it personal.

YOUR PHOTO. YOUR IDEA. OUR PRINTER.
01 /

Pick your blank.

Standard colors shown; availability can vary by garment and size. We’ll confirm if your choice needs a substitute.

Standard colors · 2XL–4XL add $3 · Back print +$5

02 /

Upload the evidence.

03 /

Tell us what to do with it.

Tell us the outfit, background, props, words, and placement you want. Your request is reviewed and the artwork is created before printing. Uploads are reference images; edits aren’t generated instantly in this preview.

Remove addresses, phone numbers, and private information from screenshots. We review custom artwork before printing.

04 /

Make it a care-less package.

Pick several. We’re not judging.

Add as many available extras as you like. Planned items stay unavailable until stocked and priced. Custom box printing is quoted separately.

CHOOSE YOUR FLAVOR OF PETTY

The theme. The request. The extra mile.

Surprise Bling: wedding-style rings from $39.99. The style and US ring size are a surprise; we send a size between 7 and 9. Fit is not guaranteed. Moissanite is a diamond alternative. Exact stone and metal details are confirmed before sale. MSRP reveal cards use documented manufacturer prices only.

Got a bigger idea? Give us a budget. We’ll try to make that shit happen.
The budget is a request, not a charge. If an item costs extra, we quote the product, special packaging, handling and extra postage. You approve and pay the quote before we buy it. Requests are subject to availability, applicable law and carrier mailing rules. We may decline or suggest another item. The cow-pat prop is fake. Real manure is a separate review-only request and is not currently offered for shipping.

ASK THE FACTORY FOR A QUOTE ↗

Opens an email draft for you to review and send. Attach artwork to that email if needed. No extra-item or custom-box charge is added here.

LOVE THE EXTRA EFFORT?

Tip the factory crew.

Completely optional. Starts at $0. Extra products are quoted separately; a tip doesn’t buy an item or guarantee a request.

05 /

Make a custom white box.

Up to 4 box-art files, 10 MB each. Add text and instructions below. White box requests, including empty printed boxes, are reviewed and quoted separately before production.

Printed outer artwork is visible during delivery. We review box artwork before production. No private personal information or claims about someone’s sexuality or medical status.

GET MY WHITE BOX QUOTE ↗
06 /

Sign it. Or don’t.

SHIPPING DEPARTMENT

Their doorstep.
Your last word.

At checkout, use their shipping address and your own email and billing details. Tracking goes to you.

Sender-name privacy omits your name from the gift note and packing slip. 618DTF remains the shipper and keeps order records. Your message or artwork may give you away.

1 T-shirt · 0 extras$24.99

Review your package in the 618DTF Shopify cart before paying. Made to order; contact us first if you need a specific date. Adult joke gifts only. No threats, private information, or repeated unwanted deliveries.

QUICK PICKS FOR PEOPLE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR

Need a starting joke?

Optional quick picks. Your own photo or logo comes first.
Made to order. One shirt is plenty.

THE GAG-GIFT STORE

Pick your poison.
Figuratively.

Individual gifts. Multiple add-ons.
These are joke gifts, sourced for your order. We do our best; brands, colors and styles may vary.

Factory rules: These are joke gifts. We do our best to source and pack your order; brands, colors, styles and results can vary. If we cannot supply an item, we will contact you about the order.

Condoms are individually sealed and supplied without the original retail box. Real cow, dog and cat poop requests need sourcing, packaging and carrier review before we can quote or accept them. No real animal waste is cleared for shipping.

THE FACTORY PICKS. THEY GET THE SURPRISE.

Mystery gift boxes.
Very clear intentions.

Three sizes. One unforgettable delivery.
Choose your theme. We pick the punchlines.

SMALL BOX. LOUD MESSAGE.

SMALL MYSTERY BOX

A little fuck you.

$32.99

  • 7 surprise novelty gift items
  • Factory-picked assortment
  • Your theme and gift note
  • Sender name optional
Sourced for your order
Shipping & tax separate
THE MIDDLE FINGER.

MEDIUM MYSTERY BOX

A big fuck you.

$52.99

  • 10 surprise novelty gift items
  • Factory-picked assortment
  • Your theme and gift note
  • Sender name optional
Sourced for your order
Shipping & tax separate
GO ALL FUCKING OUT.

LARGE MYSTERY BOX

The full fuck you.

$94.99

  • 15 surprise novelty gift items
  • Factory-picked assortment
  • Your theme and gift note
  • Sender name optional
Sourced for your order
Shipping & tax separate

Products, designs and box size can vary. Repeat orders may contain repeats. Photos show a packaging concept. Items are sourced for your order.

01 / PICK YOUR SIZE

Small, Medium, or Large. How big a statement?

02 / CHOOSE THE VIBE

Birthday roast, big ego, or your own weird idea.

03 / MAKE IT PERSONAL

Leave a note, request an extra, or sign it anonymously.

04 / REVIEW & SHIP

Review the package. Use their shipping address at checkout.

What comes in a mystery gift box?

The exact assortment stays a surprise. The planned launch range includes printed novelty gifts, funny notes and gag props. Small has 7 items, Medium 10, and Large 15. Items are sourced for your order.

Will repeat boxes have the same items?

We prepare assortments in batches. Boxes from the same batch may match, and repeat orders may contain repeats.

Can you send something I suggest?

Tell us the item, your budget and anything to avoid. We review availability, applicable law and carrier rules before agreeing. More expensive requests get a separate quote; no purchase is guaranteed.

Can I leave my name off the gift?

Choose sender-name privacy to leave your name off the gift note and packing slip. 618DTF remains the shipper and retains order records.

Illustrated bull beside a steaming pile of cow manure

FARM FRESH ATTITUDE

Send someone a steaming pile of cow shit.

When words just aren’t enough. Tell the Factory what you have in mind and we’ll review a real-manure request for sourcing, price and shipping. The bull graphic is an illustration; real manure isn’t available for checkout yet.

ASK ABOUT THE PILE ↗
FUCKYOUFACTORY.COM
YOUR LOGO.
YOUR CHAOS.SOMEONE SAYS FUCK YOU.
WHITE BOX / PRINT CONCEPT

CUSTOM WHITE CARDBOARD BOXES

White outside.
Wild everywhere else.

Your logo on the lid. Your joke on a flap. A repeat pattern on the sides. Add a custom white box to your gift or request empty printed boxes for your own project.

Upload artwork, choose where it goes, and tell us the size and quantity you need. Box stock, print coverage and quantity determine the quote.

Custom box pricing is quoted separately. The picture is a design concept.

Certificate of Questionable Commitment design, prominently marked Novelty Only, Not a Legal DocumentONE RING.
SEVERAL BAD IDEAS.

A PERFECTLY QUESTIONABLE GIFT

The Bad Decision
Wedding Kit.

Till debt do us part.

$59.99 + SHIPPING & TAX

  • One surprise-style ring in a surprise US size 7–9; fit is not guaranteed
  • A custom printed white gift box
  • Ridiculous vow cards
  • A keepsake Certificate of Questionable Commitment

Certificate clearly marked NOVELTY ONLY — NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. Moissanite ring styles planned; exact stone, metal and sizes confirmed before sale.

Planned kit. Ring size is a surprise between US 7 and 9; fit is not guaranteed. Request availability. Orders open after components are confirmed.

01

Pick it.

Our savage sayings or your own inside joke.

02

Pack it.

Add as many extras as your pettiness requires.

03

Ship it.

Their address. Your last word. Sender name optional.

Custom printed Fuck You Factory box with funny contents

THE BOX GETS THE FIRST WORD.

Flowers die.
The disrespect
is forever.

INSIDE FLAP 01FUCKYOUFACTORY.COMOPPOSITE FLAPSOMEONE SAYS
FUCK YOU.

Your chosen shirt and extras do the rest. Packaging shown is the custom box design preview.

FILL THEIR BOX ↗

THE REACTION DEPARTMENT

We can already hear it.

Imagined reactions for your next questionable gift.
Not customer testimonials.

😳

“I don’t know who sent it.
That’s the fucking problem.”

IMAGINED RECIPIENT
😇

“Me? I would never.
Anyway, did it fit?”

IMAGINED SENDER
😂

“The rubber chicken was unnecessary.
It lives on my desk now.”

IMAGINED RECIPIENT

Already ordered? Send us your real review or unboxing photo →

QUESTIONS FROM HR

Before you
clock out.

Talk to a human ↗
Can I really keep my name off it?

Yes. Select “Keep my name off the gift” and we omit your name from the recipient-facing gift note and packing slip. This is sender-name privacy, not untraceable mail. 618DTF appears as the shipper and retains purchaser and order details.

Can I upload multiple designs?

Absolutely. Choose up to six files together and tell us where each design goes. We accept PNG, JPG, WEBP, SVG, PDF, and ZIP, up to 10 MB each. Only submit artwork you have permission to use and remove private personal information.

Can the extras have different jokes?

Yep. Every add-on has its own saying selector, custom message field, and quantity. Pick several extras to put in the same shipment.

What if I don’t know their shirt size?

Find out before ordering, or shop a standalone mug, sticker, or koozie through 618DTF. Check the refund policy before buying custom goods.

What else is coming to the factory?

More gag accessories and novelty gift kits. We’ll switch them on when they’re stocked. Unavailable items cannot be added to a paid package.

Need help with an order or an unwanted delivery?

Email 618dtf@gmail.com with your order number. Recipients can request that we stop further prank deliveries to their address.